If you are reading this email post-Christmas eve, it's definitely because you believe in working through the holidays.
I definitely see your point. I mean, hey, what's Christmas without some sadism-sprinkled-with-a-dash-
Which is why most out of office replies expect you to leave them alone. They just sit there and skirt the truth that someone is having fun while you are sending an email.
I promise you this email isn't that. I thoroughly accept the disappointment that you can’t reach me, which may be further compounded by the fact that you slightly hate me for pointing out the obvious. But consider this: in no time at all I’ll be reading your OOO reply and getting all jelly myself.
Circle of life baby. I mean I only take one legitimate off every two odd years. Why wouldn't I, then, jump right upon the opportunity of leaving the warm comfort of rum to immediately respond to your message?
However, if you would still like me to cheerfully respond to your email, you must know this - nothing that was urgent was ever sent via an email. I mean, what if messages didn't have free delivery. Would you still write in during the holidays oh-so-freely? Also, since my Uncle's leg was woefully eaten by a crocodile, I doubt your troubles are bigger than mine. Don't believe me? Here -
Never Mind. In case of emergency, just take a right at the 'Snowman House of Horrors' and join me as I painstakingly lament yet another eggnog over why Murphy was the only one who ever knew the truth. However, in case of a REALLY SEVERE EMERGENCY - please contact Anurag on 9820850155 / anurag@theothercircle.com. He is one of the models in my house of horror, but since you didn't call him and he didn't pick up, you wouldn't know that, would ya?
Happy Holidays y'all. Catch up back on Jan 2nd.
Ps. Some words were inspired by google. Some others were written when building the house. You know what I mean.
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